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Basic Information
I Can Speak | English |
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I Would Describe Myself As | Small boy seeks big bear. I love to fold laundry while blasting Donny Osmand. My favorite color is barf. |
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Sign | Virgo |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Slender |
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My Height Is | 5' 9 (1.75 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Gray |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Widowed |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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My Best Feature Is | Belly Button |
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Body Art | Belly Button Ring, Fanged, Secret Piercings, Scarred |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Gerbil Or Guinea Pig |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | Some High School |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Retired |
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My Speciality Is | Retired |
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My Job Title Is | pooping |
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I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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I Live | With Parent(s), With Pet(s) |
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At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Cool Dude |
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My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social, Boisterous, Dark, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Religion / Spirituality |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Playing Dress-up, Trying New Things |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | First, I'd take you to the bottom of the ocean via cinderblocks. There, we'd live together as mermen and lovers. Forever. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | That thing, of when you suffocate yourself and poop at the same time. |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | A Troll, I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
My Religion Is | Scientology |
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I Attend Services | Every Day |
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My Political Views Are | Very Conservative |
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My Goal In Life Is | To die knowing that the person who killed me truly hated my guts |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Goofy, Slapstick, I Never Laugh |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Soaps, I Wish I Had A Tv |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | I'm A Movie Actor |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Comic |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | bear hunting ;) |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Great Skills |
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What Do You Look For? | the thickness of their body hair |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy |